Chinese hotdogs

What the is this?
Chinese hotdog craze
Yankee food on Saturdays,
Shore beats crap Chinese
Food,
Trying to eat peaking duck
That’s tough as pander balls

Whats the point in living
When ice-cream tastes like walls?

Chinese Hotdogs

There is no Chinese food
The imports have bin seized
So we go to Yankee Wallmart
And put it in the freeze

Chinese Hotdogs

We’re living in the suburbs
Wile black men swing from trees
But they don’t need a green card
For the American dream disease

Freedom is the greatest curse
It’s the greatest kindness to

Dragging out the hotdogs, to fill an empty hole
Working for the office, sure beats Chairman Mau

Once arrived we never leave our hole

Now my wife has a beehive hair cut
My kiddies all hug trees
No one wants their photo took
Coz no one has said please
Chinese Hotdogs

©Sunday, 19 July 2009 Alex Kyriacou