swinging party day

Muld wine and a bowl of car keys, as metal potpourri
We’re getting stoned and shit faced, game show TV
We’ll I’ve had her, and I’ve had her, but this ones new to me
I hope I get her car keys, and do some dirty things
Coz I want it now, come and get it now

Swinging party day, swinging party day
I’ll do things your man just won’t do

Bending her over, see if I remember,
How to do this sensually,
Coz if she feels it ain’t working
Don’t mean a fucking thing
Man I’ve had good and I’ve had bad
But bondage just ain’t been
Coz when you’re strung up, like a turkey
It makes your brain cells sing
But I want it now? Do I want it now?

Swinging party day, swinging party day
I’ll do things your man just wont do

This woman rode me like a single track
Or something like that
She had me until my spine went crack
Then I went under, I got dragged under

Sex time is over, it’s back to the sofa
For muld wine and pornography
We compare each others misses, oh the joys of swing
“Well your birds hot!” “and your ones not!”
“And your one just ain’t cool!”
So we go pull some more keys out
And go out to the pool

It ain’t time to go, no one wants to go, home
From
Swinging party day, swinging party day
I’ll do things your man just wont do
Swinging party day, swinging party day,
Every one knows it’s true
Swinging party’s, swinging party’s
Swinging party’s Are
KOOOOOOOOL

(c) 25-4-2009 AlexKyriacou